Maybe magnetic tape,it's in a roll,with adhesive already to stick.

Car Camping is all about improvisation. Instead of magnets, why not just duck tape it in place? That'd keep ALL the bugs out. Use nylon screen door cloth from the hardware store and you wouldn't have to worry about scratching the paint at all.

Lazy mooching infants need to pull themselves up by their bootie straps.

Perfect! A little gunmetal gray epoxy and I will have a stunning U.S.S. Bismarck costume!

RATIONALIZATION

JEZEBEL!!! So I'm thinking of writing a really funny, completely ridiculous book about an aspect of my life. Would you guys buy a copy and/or pretend you like it for pity's sake?

Nice! Now you're thinking with Portals!

That's way harsh, Tai.

Neither had I until an hour ago; they did a story on her on NPR's "All Things Considered" show.

For some reason, every time I've seen the title floating around recently, I figured it was about Ada. I am disappoint.

Oh for God sake. Everyone knows you wait to do the Birthday Gang Bang at the big 5-0. Ugh. I can't even with this woman.

I hope Jonas uses that as his grindr pic

But you don't understand! They LOVE me!

The balls on this kid.

It's not that high. More of a pony.

Think of this as a Larry Kroger dating lesson.

" Start going to church or another place where bloody Bronze Age fairy tales and magical wine are served up in equal measure. "

You know they'd stock a crowbar in the Cornucopia for him.

Since I can infer from your duck comment that you think I am, in fact, a cunt, I have this to say: