Jewish lesbian penguins?

Race and class stuff huh? You mean the fact that the aggressor was a young black male from a lower middle class likely on his way back to Marin City, the driver was a black male and the victim was what your assuming is a moderate to middle/upper class white woman? That the driver probably didn't take her seriously…

Though, actually turds do polish... Mythbusters.

It's a bit early in the season to be decking in the halls, don't you think?

women make up almost half of students attending the Culinary Institute of America and a fifth of female chefs working around the country

HYPERBOLE IS THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!

A baby-making machine until menopause, then a pie-making machine.

My boss just admitted to smoking crack , yesterday.

Nicki Minaj has a phone cover of.....Nicki Minaj?

Who owns the rights to that image of Kaling as Hook? I want to adapt it into a feature film.

I hope he got her a u-lock for it too.

Any Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas fans?

I'm pretty sure my sauna is gay. It keeps giving my swimming pool steamy looks.

Well, I didn't realize you were single - you should let me set you up with my friend Brad! He's got a bit of a reputation, but he has a great job! Why don't we pencil in an evening for the four of us to have drinks together?

It is dark.

I think he's counting his hand.

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Cheese turtles hide when the toejam tornado goes a-riding. Blow, picklewhistle, blow! I prefer my rubadubs toasted. Would you like a squirrel ride?

Hey, look, a condom ad.