I'm actually incredibly heartbroken right now. I grew up in Waco and left for New York at 18. My mom still lives there. My best friends live all over Texas. Women. Men who have women they love. Women and men I've known from childhood.

Hello class, and welcome to Introduction to Feminist Poetry. I am your teacher, Professor Stephbanana. I would like to open this class with a breakdown of the poem "Your Super-Feminine Pantyhose", by John. Let's begin.

For once, TSG lives up to its name.

Surely they'd be crows.