Google Reader RSS for all my news, except the source that miraculously appears inside my back door every morning. I like to pretend I'm a steampunk newsreader at breakfast.

I was really expecting a re-animated Von Trapp family, a la Tupac at Coachella. Le sad.

Nah, plenty of other non-dickheads to ogle. It's best I find out now, rather than 5 years into a torrid but infuriating relationship, right?

*takes it all back*

I'd rather you didn't kick us out. The past few years, we've had long, hard discussions with friends about getting the fuck out of here, but I truly believe that is the "easy" way out (even though I own a house here). It's more important to stay and fight the good fight and let the world know this "mongoloid-looking…

I can't even comprehend what sort of utter bullshit reason someone would have for supporting this. Every single day this dick comes up with a new way to piss me off.

Marcus Samuelsson can scramble my eggs anytime he wants to.

Lovely dinner with friends, including pants-peeing hilarity. I love nights like tonight.

Actually, I asked a winemaker about that and he said any full-bodied red can benefit from aeration.

I've done it and it works and I was amazed.

I had Scott Walker's personal cell phone number (his kids used to come to my business and we required contact info for parents) and threw it away because it would be morally wrong to use it improperly. Or maybe I didn't throw it away and it's still here somewhere, but in any case, I still believe it to be wrong. I…

Does going to their site and beating it up use up the "10 articles a month" limit they've recently added, in order to force you to submit to their ridiculous paywall to actually read articles?

My feeling has always been, why work for a company that can afford to pay me more, believes I deserve more, but hasn't been compensating me as they should, particularly after good reviews that resulted in little if any compensation increase.

*throws hearts all over this thread*

I made that recipe and ended up tossing out my waffle maker afterward. The cinnamon sugar stuck to the nonstick surface so much so that it actually pulled it off. I ended up getting a Cuisinart Griddler - spent WAY more than I anticipated - but because it has removable plates that I can easily clean, I've probably…

When I got divorced, the three things I most resented my ex-husband taking were all the photos from my life from ages 16 - 39, my dog, and this CD (not even the $35,000 for his share of the house that I paid for myself). Fortunately, I can replace one of those.

I have gotten some amazing deals at Internet Wines and Spirits (the link in the article) but I know not about New York shipping. I'm in Wisconsin where we can buy booze damned near anywhere between 8 a.m. and 9 p.m. - but we need to, because we're turning into the new Florida for crazies.

I'm pretty sure we already have an alternative definition for "Johnson", which he clearly has taken to heart.

Rather than electrical wire, just stuff a bit of steel wool in the holes before re-screwing.

This is NOT in defense of Geraldo, but I had to call the police regarding a problem at my business, and one of our customers happened to be heading out the door on his way home...wearing a pulled-up hoodie. The cops immediately said, "Is that him?" and started to chase him and I had to nearly shout, "Oh HELL no,…