Can we just divert attention from Wisconsin for a little while? It's starting to creep me out. Doesn't ANYTHING fucked-up happen in Montana or Nebraska? *whine*

How is it that our legislators, many of whom have legal backgrounds, keep proposing AND PASSING bills that can't possibly stand up to constitutional review? They're not just pandering to voters, are they? Because that would be disingenuous and transparently self-serving, so that can't be it.

Horde, duh.

Met my husband of 8 years in an MMORPG (Asheron's Call - I think 8 people played it). Ironically, we were in the same guild, on the same server, hanging out in the same town and lived less than 20 blocks apart.

But...I don't WANT to move to the coast!

Even my husband scooted his chair over to take a look at the pic and said, "That man has got it." We both loved The Station Agent, too.

Lord Grantham, I assume.

Wow, I can't believe it, not Anna too. No offense to the current crew (well, some of them, but I'm learning to ignore their posts), but if Dodai goes, I may be about Jez'd out. Maybe. Very sad and wishing you the best of luck at Buzzfeed!

I'm starting to think that Bill Hader is reading this stuff directly off a cue card and has never heard it before himself; his reactions seem as fresh as ours.

I saw there was a Sims 3 on sale on Steam but quickly clicked past it. Too many other games are vying for my attention.

One of my brother's high school classmates was a Dahmer victim. I'm pretty sure this will be "too soon" for another 20 - 40 years.

I believe she was supposed to commit sati, and throw herself on her husband's funeral pyre. Duh.

Oh people, don't get too worked up. It's really just part of the secret (oops, I spilled the beans!) effort for Wisconsin to unseat Florida for "Most Whacked-Out State in the Nation."

I was astonished when I read he'd do this - I hope he's doing it for the goof, and has a great time of it. I love DD!

Because I read this while I'm still having my first cup of coffee, I misread his mothers name as "Blojobe".

What, you're too good for a fork?

Why? Because she was a hot mess earlier this week? I don't think anyone exactly foresaw this ending, this soon - but I don't think reporting on celebrities being publicly disastrous requires an apology.

Is it wrong of me to say that based on this picture, I had no idea she's 26 and a man...?

My husband is allergic to aspirin, and was told that he could not take Ibuprofen as a result, either. Evidently they're chemically similar enough to cause the same reaction - resulting in him having to have his esophagus stretched a couple times, which was uncomfortable at best.

I lived with a guy who used to put ranch dressing on croutons and call it a bowl of cereal. True story.