This is why I created a separate channel for Trade and NEVER look at it unless I need something specific. Also, no kids in the guild and rules about "phobic" language.

This.

Sounded like he said, "Around my balls." As if that's better.

Fucking Yvonne Fromer.

It does, and I knew a Canadian woman who swore that's what everyone she knew used for Bloody Marys.

I can't help but notice that Jezebel is publishing photos of "Terry Richardson's mother" as well. If it's reprehensible, let's not amplify it?

I just realized I had that same Shirley Temple doll when I was a kid - my mom picked it up somewhere, used. Had a pink dress. If you moved its arms, its eyes would move back and forth. Mine wasn't haunted but it still creeped me out.

My husband used to take Unisom or some generic version of it, but neither of us liked feeling dopey all day the next day. Enter Valerian. It gently knocks you out, and you wake up refreshed the next day. And it's "natural" for those who care about such things - so natural that if you accidentally break open a…

While I often awaken at 3 a.m. and kinda freak out about "the witching hour" and such, I usually can calm myself by trying to figure out what happens during Daylight Savings Time. Does Satan adjust his watch accordingly? Also, what if you live in a timezone border county? Does he check which side of the border he's…

Sorry, I'll get you another glass. May as well get myself one while I'm up, eh?

Okay, scariest story here by far - an eternal hangover. Please tell me there wasn't a breakfast bar just...out...of...reach.

We have an awesome pet doc. When my Rott got bone cancer and had a toe removed this past summer, he had to have his dressing checked and changed twice a week. Getting him in and out of the back of our SUV could be an ordeal, so doc started coming out to the curb with his spray and scissors and wrap, and would cut…

I just heard someone pull up and haul away one of the three (three!) Shop Vacs I found in my basement. I bought my grandparents' house and have been emptying it for damned near 20 years and I'm still at it. I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a very. slow. unloader (although I do have a string of exes who left but didn't…

You know, you'd think someone would make a political issue of the rent being too damned high.

Or he was working at the banquet hall where they held their 30-year reunion or something.

If someone wrote this movie script, it would be written off as not-credible. This is terrifying.

I'm not blowing off concussions at all, I understand how life-threatening/life-changing they can be. My point is that he doesn't have to break NFL "no electronics" rules by calling his wife during the game. There are plenty of other options available, plain and simple. That was the part that I was commenting on.

What?

No one else in the locker room could make that call for him? No one on the team medical team?

The sarcasm is weak in this one.