@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: I may have to put a trampoline on the front lawn this year...

I have a piece of electrical tape near the front door, at my height. If a trick or treater exceeds that height, they must allow me to pick something out of their basket in exchange for whatever I'm giving out.

@EponaWearsBoots: I've been seeing "agro" in WoW once in a while. Do we really need to abbreviate an abbreviation?

@TnOdyssey001: I wish you could preload and still get the disks. We reinstall our OS (or upgrade HDs, w/e) once or twice a year and I don't want to have to DL the whole patch again. Or am I missing a discrete file I could stick on a CD for my bi-annual WoW install?

@B1G TOBACC0: I loved the recent e-mail I got in the standard broken English, telling me about the new level of account security that Blizzard is now implementing. It ended by saying that if you have an authenticator, you won't need this security patch. Way to filter your responses, hacker! Very efficient!

@resplendent.bitch: Don't forget to check your prescrip...oh, fuck Andy Milonakis. Gimme a martini.

@silverfork: That is EXACTLY what I thought when I saw that pic...

Did she just come off Christian Siriano's runway?

@DonnaPirana: Thank you for reminding me of Ruth Fisher's stunned expression when faced with reality. I'm glad people still use SFU as a reference.

Doesn't this just look like a piece of panty with clasps on the side? That "thin strip of lace for added femininity" looks awfully familiar.

The two people who were most broken up (out of many people who attended and were broken up) at my mother's funeral - her hairdresser and her OB/GYN. Someone even saw the OB/GYN at a bar later than night, in a corner, crying by himself.

Evidently, if you sheathe it in fine kid leather, you can walk the streets of St. Tropez with a dagger in your right hand.

This reminds me of the time a few years back that I made the mistake of posting a comment on a Nerve article in which "mathematicians" gave relationship advice. The lone female mathematician disagreed with my comment, took the opportunity to use her mad intarweb skillz to find my real name and a photo of me, and then…

My husband and I ran a computer gaming (not games sales) center for a couple years and I would love to do this or the gaming center again. Oh, to win the lottery...

Wow, I actually remember this ad.

@infmom: Oh thank god I'm not the only "non-demographic" Jezzie here! I figure my husband and I, combined, make a Jezzie...he just turned 30, and I'm female. Conversely, we're also a cranky old man...

I'm currently contemplating a '60's-themed b-day (think Mad Men-era, not Flower Power) in January. I feel weird planning my own party but I'd be sad if we didn't acknowledge this big one somehow (yeah, there's a reason it's a 60's party...). My mother always made a big deal about our birthdays and it's deeply…

So wait...VAC actually IS fallible?

We finally watched "Avatar" last night and the first thing I said when I saw the Na'avi was...they'd make great Ralph Lauren models.

@eadubbs: That reminds me of when Hume Cronyn and Jessica Tandy were being interviewed by 60 Minutes, and Hume said they'd decided to split up because they "wanted to see other people." Shocked silence...then laughter.