Full Disclosure: I’ve written before here I believe anchors should not wear cocktail attail to cast the news.

If you’re a private detective, it is essential equipment.

Those Costco striped beach towels are big and fluffy and make EXCELLENT bath towels.

I got no idea what happened, mind you! We have to wait until things calm down, things are investigated, and in a very fast media world, it’s hard to understand that takes time. I tend to be somewhat old-school when it comes to something this big; I will not report something affecting the investigation or public safety…

Well, it is a robot, and robots are used all the time to blow up ‘suspicious packages’. Most major city PDs have them.

I’m a reporter who often covers crime. You got to never forget you’re dealing with humans who have lost someone. Reporters often make horrible, horrible, horrible, and hysterical jokes about crime/arson/corruption so you don’t go home and turn on the gas, but you don’t do in front of the people affected. That’s for…

I see what you’ve done here.

Poor whittle baby gator.

Do you mean you were freelancing full time? Because to be be a full time freelancer at a single publication/media entity doesn't make a lot of sense.

Cole killed 8 people and Magee killed his wife and five year son with his two daughters watching. Shot one of them, too. Forgive me if I don't care.

I didn’t mean to be a jerk! I ain’t a Harvard grad, myself.

It was a sentencing. He’s convicted. I don’t know why the caption says ‘accused.’ Not anymore, not in the court.

He’s totes the dick, because he likely doesn’t own the few feet of grass from the street leading up to his property. You, the taxpayer, do. Simply because there are no concrete sidewalks does not mean there are no public right-of-ways. It depends on the state and municipality. And much like sidewalks in winter, it is…

THANK YOU

Speaking as a charmless simpleton, I ask you to please use the phrasing we prefer: charm-free.

Don't be disrespecting Queens.

I'm aware of that. I'm a broadcaster. When shit happens, you have something backed up that works. Or do it right the first time.

I’m going to kicked to death, but:

This is my personal favorite. A completely pissed off cop fresh off trying to find a psycho and a bear in the western MA woods. DO NOT GO ALL DAVY CROCKETT

And before that, there were newspapers.