I'm sure this will Qwell all the drama.

Apparently his "two fingertips and a thumb" technique translates beyond the gridiron.

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

He was ahead of Cam Newton, Tannehill, and Kaepernick in what amounts to a glorified popularity contest? There must be more gingers than I thought.

Get rid of the ridiculous DP and salary cap and let the teams spend all they want and people around the world just may begin to pay attention to MLS. Until then, it's still a league of has beens surrounded by guys who were playing League Two football in England last year, with some American talent sprinkled around.

You know what's funny? There is possible tampering/cheating going on from a team to reach the Superbowl. The NFL is like "Yea, we'll look into it." The fans are like "LOL New England. What do you expect? It's Tom Brady and Bill Belicheat."

Psssshhh. Only 14 years of solid income? Bobby Bonilla is not impressed.

what a marvelous career in journalism you have made for yourself with these hard hitting, investigative stories. good to see college paid off.

The 1929 stock market watched the end of the game and was like, "Now that was a fucking collapse."

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"

Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

"Meh." /Le Shrug

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."

Given what we've seen coming out of St. Louis in the last 5 months, I wouldn't be surprised if Kroenke pulls the trigger regardless of whether or not the city surrenders to his demands.

Just this once, I'd love to see St Louis, Oakland, and San Diego all tell their NFL teams to get fucked when it comes to asking for publicly-funded venues at the exact same time, just to see what happens. It's not like all three of them can move to LA simultaneously.

I sure hope he catches the Pink Panther.

I'm sure this news will bring a measured and reasoned response from #FSUTwitter.

I just made $1,600 from my COUCH by visting Stubhub's website!! You can too!! Just go to www.goog.le11.1/ttic/23r23 now for information on how you can turn your life around with little to no effort!!!

Blue 42!