The 8.9% of the writers that didn't vote for Pedro should have their voting privileges revoked.

To add to your last paragraph, on average men naturally begin losing muscle mass at the grand old age of 35. The loss of muscle mass is linked to countless ailments (and generally a lower standard of life) for men, in particular, as they get older.

6-1o = -4, idiot.

"Ooh. Somebody else turned down the Jets. Well, boo-fucking-hoo."

Excellent. Now can they point out the apparently new rule that says it's OK for Dez Bryant to wander onto the field and debate these sorts of things?

"it's a little rough that the big attraction for many of you was watching a 36-year-old Frank Lampard trundle up and down a makeshift Yankee Stadium pitch"

So an elbow to the throat is a legal block in college football these days?

I guess I'm not following the game as closely as I used to...

That cross-field double pass is so common that it barely qualifies as a trick play any more than a half-back option.

Seems like a more comprehensible way to decrease randomness is simply to make touchdowns worth less in standard scoring, and/or perhaps adding partial points per completion and reception. Part of what makes fantasy football popular is being able to watch the game and see your players rack up points. Kinda hard to do…

It's odd to not mention the fact that Pardew had over 160 appearances as a player for Crystal Palace in the late 80's and early 90's. He's moving to a team where he'll have more control and start with at least some support from the fans - an asset he was sorely lacking at Newcastle.

Billy, if you plan on writing 2,000 words on every shitty transfer "rumor" that AS/Marca/Bild/the Daily Mail churns out over the next month, I think you might have a strong case for a workers comp claim against Gawker after your fingers literally fall off.

On the other hand, Kobe did have his best shooting night of the season.

Is it not also a time suck to read and reply to articles about a service you no longer use? Maybe you should quit that as well, and never look back.

For the sake of this video I will assume the truck had a legitimate reason to be in the left lane.

Just from the gif, what the fuck was the red car doing hitting the brakes?

If Philadelphia believes this is the best way to try and build a contending team, what's the problem? This is a business first, and the Sixers believe this is the best way to operate their business right now. And they're not trying to lie to anyone about what they're doing it. They're being completely transparent.

Good for him. He made a fun game, he didn't rip anyone off. He's earned his money.

Come on, hackers! Come on, Michael Garcia! This shouldnt be that hard:

I am a good white person. ... And do you know what? I don't see a need to apologize for it.

Ah, the Maccabeats. It's great that people know them outside the little zone between Belfer Hall and Golan Heights (best shawarma in W. Heights).