As opposed to the Phillies, who lead the majors in Cluster Fuck for the 1st of what appears to be many consecutive seasons.

No divisions, balanced schedule, top 4 teams are in the playoffs, seeded accordingly.

FC Santa Claus has been on the cusp of greatness for a while. With Daasher and Dänser holding the back line, Kkomet and Kkupid maintaining a physical presence in the midfield, and the legendary Rudolf up top, look for them to do big things in the third division.

Next up for FC Santa Claus, a midweek friendly vs Manchester United.

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen happen to the Jets, but isn't this gaffe technically on the official? He didn't take the time to notice who was yelling for the timeout. If this happened with the replacement refs, the Jets would (laughably) be considered martyrs for having his happen to them .

It might as well have been a fan calling a timeout. You can't just grant a timeout because you hear the words in that situation. In other words, the Jets got fucked here.

This is disgraceful. It was Patriot Day yesterday. Veterans Day is in November.

What does this have to do with quartering soldiers?

You mean the same league that deliberately lied about the long-term effects of concussions lied about a video?!?!?

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

"Additionally, we're going to take away the 2015 2nd and 4th round draft picks of the New England Patriots just to be safe, and also suspend Michael Vick for the season because he probably did something bad. Also, everyone reading this letter is fined $40,000."

I enjoy how even here, in official league correspondence, he emphasizes that this change is due to public pressure/outcry, rather than any true sense of moral and/or ethical obligation. This is the conduct policy change equivalent to "sorry if you were offended."

The name can't change because of tradition, but he'd be fine with allowing the team to play out of any locality within 50 miles if they offer $1 more than DC.

He's got a point. If you look out on the hockey rink, all you see is white.

Your airline ticket includes a reclining seat. You are not a D-bag if you choose to recline. If that infuriates you, upgrade to business class or pay the person in front of you not to recline.

After all, with 30 seconds left in a meaningless preseason game, how many people could have actually been listening anyway?