So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

Philly, by a vomit filled mile

In twenty years, Deadspin will run a series of articles about how Major League Baseball didn't do enough to prevent fan concussions and will blame the current commissioner, Godger Rodell.

I still don't understand how they got that much for Luiz, but they did, and turned a profit while buying players they needed. Wenger's waiting for the end of the window for no reason, and he probably won't get anyone they need. As good as Sanchez is, a fast attacking player was not a weakness for Arsenal.

Arsene never sees value at any price.

I'm not saying Chelsea won't be great this year. They probably will! But can we at least wait until they play a team that isn't hopelessly outclassed and praying for 17th place before we start with the praise?

I love the Cesc signing, but let's talk about Schurrle for a second: He's gone from a nice signing last season that could be plugged in as a sub to a guy that looks like he'll feature prominently in the starting 11 every week for the Blues. He's improved so much from last year - probably a lot thanks to some nice…

"Not anytime soon."

This can't possibly be real.

Rien!

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

Hello, Ray Rice's PR Man.

[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]

Well, it's easy to see why the Israelis made such a mess of this conflict. They don't even appear to have any goals.

Geez, things between Israelis and Palestinians really Arafat mess!

They must have been Turkish. I've never heard of an Austrian trying to harm Jews.

In the interest of accuracy, I don't think it's the fighting in and around Gaza that's the issue with Israeli clubs hosting matches as much as the fact that the match could be interrupted at any time by a missile landing on the pitch.

Muslims being anti-Semites has something to do with it.