More coming soon on this, obviously.

Theory: Vaccines cause autism.

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

Or this:

Total mental defeat.
Incredible.

HAHAHAHA
I STAND CORRECTED bro.
5 nill. In 29 minutes

Couldn't overlook the fact that the author thinks PK's count towards career goal-scoring totals. Impossible to take article seriously after that.

When a group of analysts are covering a broadcast of men's sporting event, it is understood that any records or stats they mention refer only to the men's game. When they do the broadcasts for the WWC next year, the analysts are free to refer to Wambach's goal record without qualifiers too.

Because the Williams sisters once said they could beat any man ranked below 200 and then lost to the 203rd ranked man on the same afternoon 6-2, 6-1. This kind of shit article is actually what ruins womens sports. My friends and I watch the womens World Cup with the exact same fervor and support as the mens. When…

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

If you got shitty service, don't just bail on the tip. That's a cowardly and unproductive thing to do. When the bad server in question comes with the bill, ask to speak with the manager on duty. Explain to the manager what transpired. They may be willing to offer some accommodation—and many times at a level that would…

*expatriate

Go USA!

*bar cheers*

Let's turn on the MLS game!

*deafening silence*

I generally root for the Dutch, but Jesus Christ Robben was flopping around the pitch like a fish out of water yesterday. There was one in the first half where he was legitimately taken down and the ref missed it. Then there were at least three outright, unquestionable dives after that, before the final…

You missed one:

I mean, he's LeBron's agent. Of course he's going to be rich.

Say what you will about Tim Kurkjian, but by god, If everyone in our country loved each other with the same genuine passion and optimism as Tim Kurkjian has for baseball, I strongly believe we would not have any crime in our society.

France has high hopes on paper, but no hope because it's France.

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

I was expecting more analysis on succeeding despite not being able to use one's hands.