Two things are rock solid: Motherfuckers always tryin’ to skate uphill, and EVERYONE WISHES THEY WERE A GODDAMNED HOOSIER.

Bill Cosby gave money for scholarships. Is it fair to compare Craggs to an accused rapist? NO, but the point is that no matter how much good one can do, it does not make them immune from ill acts, nor does it shield them from answering the bell for their actions.

DEFEND QUEEN SCHUMER AT ALL COSTS.

Also, this movie laid down an important maxim: Good heroes stop small problems before they become big problems. If anything, Ant-Man showed just how good Hank Pym really is. He’s a shit ton better at being a hero than Stark, who will let a problem mushroom before figuring out how to stop it.

An army of Yellowjackets…

I like that the primary Ant-Man hate comes from it just being “pretty good”, because millenials demand that everything be EPIC. Frankly, this was more enjoyable to watch than Age of Ultron on a number of levels.

Ant-Man was fun, and I had a goofy grin on my face throughout.

The primary reason why is because Marvel…

Waaah.

He’s in it, and the fact is, it’s clear his role was severely cut, so much so that when you actually see him, you wonder why they bothered putting him in the film in the first place.

Until YOU did it.

Trigger warning is the worst phrase of the 21st century. Live in a padded room.

Misandrist article.

I asked for it, and I laughed my ass off. Go punch a pillow.

Was your trigger pulled???

I saw both Spy and Entourage with open minds and frankly, I laughed more at Entourage. That doesn’t mean I hate women, and honestly, there wasn’t many things in this film outwardly misogynist, unless you think men wanting to fuck women is somehow misogynist.

Some of you stunads probably do.

NO THRAWN, NO DEAL.

Put your cooze back in your pants, it wasn’t a good movie. I’d rather see a version that was all Furiosa than this boring horseshit. It looked pretty but was dead inside.

I need a little more than pensive looks from Charlize Theron to enjoy a movie. That someone, male or female turned this into a gender sensitive…

Did all the drought shamers take into consideration that an increasing number of homes are using FieldTurf, which looks and acts much like the real thing? Probably not. Grass stays green and bright year round, and looks nothing like the astroturf of old.

Of course never let common sense get in the way of outrage.

Do you? Because I wouldn’t imagine someone would tell someone else how to spend their money without doing it themselves first.

What if that was...THE SYMBIOTE?

Another Millenial “ME FIRST” story where no one seems to understand the value of secret identities.

9. RAPE CULTURE