Honestly, the real villain of the MCU is Tony Stark. Not only did he show no remorse over creating Ultron, he wanted to go right back to the well.

This is why Pym should’ve been introduced into the MCU, and not Old Man Pym. Pym was supremely tortured over the creation of Ultron, which was mostly a mistake that…

If Ralph Wiley were still alive, he’d be putting Whitlock in his place. Moreover, Undefeated would be Wiley’s project instead.

ALWAYS BET ON BLACK

The better question is why do we care about some fucking crab legs, honestly? Tell me how this is different than Benghazi.

The problem with Kyle Smith (among many) is that he’s too stupid to know that “journalists working in Arlington, Va.” are in fact D.C. Journalists.

Welcome to the New York Bubble of Self-Involvement.

If you play the Story mode, the redeemed Scorpion IS the head of the Shirai Ryu.

M.I.G.F. = Mom I Got to Fuck

MILLENIAL OUTRAGE!

Let's not pretend like she doesn't have gigantic tits. Looking at her social media, she's not shy about it, not even a little bit. Let's also stop acting like big tits don't rule the world. We have empirical evidence supporting that assertion.

Life is dark and cold enough, every once in awhile, we need a movie to give us hope, particularly one that is clearly meant to reignite the desire for practical space travel. If you make the whole thing a pyrric victory, it just becomes a morose affair.

Some of you might prefer that, but if you do, there's so much…

I'm sure you all know more about the game of basketball than Larry Brown could ever fucking know. Keep up those keystrokes, desktop coaches.

Rajon Rondo, a star in the NBA, is shooting 34% from the free throw line. 34 percent. The majority of the NBA today includes goldbricks siphoning paychecks. Yes, I think a man who…

Rousey will beat Arianny Celeste to death. Not in the metaphorical sense, but literally, and she'll do it in less than six minutes.

Better to be pretty and silent than poke the bear and die horribly.

Tell us more, Doctor.

The following is advance footage from Derrick Rose's future 30 For 30 special:

This should be titled, "Local News Anchor Prepares to Lose Her Job."

Athletes, on the whole, lack anything resembling a personality. They're so focused on being professional athletes that they forgot to develop simple things such as a sense of humor or tact.

Media, on the other hand, are forced to cover these empty robots who only want to play ball and have illegitimate children, so…

This here is why so many professional athletes prefer prostitutes. You don't pay them to be around you, you pay them to leave.

Let's end the fantasy now: Marvel worked TOO GODDAMN HARD to get Parker back just to kill him off. Peter Parker is the crown jewel of the Marvel Empire, so get that through your thick skulls.

As for Miles Morales, I honestly believe there is room enough for both, and it would be simple enough to do. All they need to…

She blew it under Nimoy's direction. So much so that they significantly reduced her part to a mere cameo in The Voyage Home. She was just too wooden an actress at that time, and she was never once considered to reprise the role in The Undiscovered Country.

When Kim Cattrall got her way and Saavik was scrapped, she chose Eris; not without a little irony, mind you. Nick Meyer added the "Val" so that it would be more Vulcan-sounding, as far as he was concerned, anyway.