Alternate headline: “Dipshit picks fight with pro athlete, loses.”

lol damn

My bad comedy material was meant for the victims of this guy’s horrific crimes and not irreverent humor commentary on a site built on such things.

They used to play this game behind chickenwire, Sean. You want to do that again?

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

I’m thrilled I live in the DC market and got BOTH the Jacoby and Tyson ads, both of which caused my 12 year-old son to look at me and say “what the hell was that?” They were aired within minutes of each other and were the most exciting part of the entire game, halftime show included.

Your post is so full of evidence that it’s hard to argue with.

Can I hang this is my racist supervisor’s office?

The person at far left deserves to drown for recording in portrait mode.

Sorry Tim, I tried to read this review but all i kept hearing was WAH WAH WAHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH!

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

If Brett Ratner still lived in Miami, he’d be Dan Le Batard.

As soon as their QB guru head coach, who molded Andrew Luck in college, salvaged Alex Smith, and keeps the Michigan QBs conscious, gets shoved out the door, their QB turns into Chuck Knoblauch? Ya don’t say!

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

If someone had a gun there, there would’ve been multiple fatalities. I doubt anyone died due to this.

“Just ignore our dumber readers.”

This reminds me of that other Bills fan in the parking lot who recently needed an Undertaker.

“Coach Knight, we here at the IU athletic department could make it to this year’s homecoming game. Please, have a seat here, and make your presence be known.”

*hands out pearls to be clutched*