In the Multiverse, everything is canon. :-D

Alternate headline: “Dipshit picks fight with pro athlete, loses.”

lol damn

My bad comedy material was meant for the victims of this guy’s horrific crimes and not irreverent humor commentary on a site built on such things.

F*ck this show right in the cooter. A waste of my cotdamn time. And before you get upset at me, I’m just brave enough to say what most of us were thinking.

Starred for #1. I never got all the hate Affleck’s Daredevil costume got when it was one of the few things the movie did well and is one of the most faithful screen adaptations of a comic book costumes (and actually still manages to look good where many faithful adaptations look horrendous *coughthephantomcough*). I…

They used to play this game behind chickenwire, Sean. You want to do that again?

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

I’m thrilled I live in the DC market and got BOTH the Jacoby and Tyson ads, both of which caused my 12 year-old son to look at me and say “what the hell was that?” They were aired within minutes of each other and were the most exciting part of the entire game, halftime show included.

Your post is so full of evidence that it’s hard to argue with.

Can I hang this is my racist supervisor’s office?

Horner totally recycled that to become the Star Trek TMP Wrath of Khan/Search for Spock theme.

Segway should have been shitty barely-stabilized bombs on wheels that actively conspire to kill the evolutionary rejects who ride them? I can get on board with that.

The person at far left deserves to drown for recording in portrait mode.

Sorry Tim, I tried to read this review but all i kept hearing was WAH WAH WAHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH!

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

If Brett Ratner still lived in Miami, he’d be Dan Le Batard.

As soon as their QB guru head coach, who molded Andrew Luck in college, salvaged Alex Smith, and keeps the Michigan QBs conscious, gets shoved out the door, their QB turns into Chuck Knoblauch? Ya don’t say!