Now you're just a bastard.

Someone want to remind this parasite who's paying for her child's healthcare? It certainly isn't because of anything SHE did, that's for goddamned sure.

Don't talk to me of problems, talk to me of solutions.

No, I won't be missing you, because you aren't special, you can take rebuttals just as anyone can. Deal.

Seriously, fuck you and your media-fed assumptions.

Why do you assume their insurance doesn't cover the damage? To make your points better? And only SIX buildings burned last night, not "over a dozen".

When you look at everything from a long view, there is less an impetus to sue for libel/slander when a) you're trying to stay out of having to give a deposition where you will end up admitting just how much of a philanderer you are, thereby exposing yourself to any potential divorce that would now have sworn testimony…

No one was saggin' their pants in 1976.

WHY DO YOU CARE? It kills me to see people defend companies over people.

I can't stand O'Reilly, but LeBatard is a piece of shit, and he revels in it.

Cremo Cream isn't on this list, so it's null.

Cremo Cream isn't on this list, so it's null.

HE'S WAITING FOR YOU AND YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE.

Francesa stayed awake.

That was a clown question, bro.

OLD TIME HOCKEY

You must not get laid much, and if you do, it's with wholly mediocre women.

Lucky bastard.

God, what a black and white world in which we live. Maybe it would be safer if we cut all contact and just lived within our own minds, that way we avoid even the remote possibility of making someone else feel uncomfortable.

WHITE PEOPLE

HOOSIERS, MOTHERFUCKER.