This might be the worst non-review I ever read. When it comes to Fast food, something we KNOW lacks finesse, taste is literally everything. That you spent 1000 words bitching about something you know to be commonplace w/o even tasting the damn things shows the sort of laziness that only comes from filling an article…

Good for you. Doesn't make it right.

My reply:

"I get not liking the chicken, particularly as it's meant to be the star of the show, but the pretentious anti-racism? Come on. That's just over-compensating. As a person of color, I don't view every chicken shack, bourgeois or not, as an affront to racial relations in America.

Not even a little bit. Clearly you have no taste for lulz.

It's funny that you think /pol/drives the 4Chan ship.

4CHAN IS /B/.

While "The Internet's falling over itself today to provide yet another major corporation free advertising in the form of a Derek Jeter video," Deadspin is falling over itself to pay cocksuckers to put together pointless hatchet jobs while sitting on butt plugs straight from goddamned Fenway.

Here's to living an…

The shadow certainly gives off that impression...

There's some unfortunate shading going on here that gives off an illusion of something far more sinister. She may have butt implants, but they aren't going to be that obvious.

Corporal Punishment was outlawed, but I wonder how much that improved the Favelas.

Mic drop.

So, smart guy...I challenge YOU to donate a C note. Now.

DEATH PENALTY

Seeing as the Ice Bucket Challenge has raised ALS Fundraising by 1000%. That being the case, your premise here is bullshit.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/11/ice…

Yes, Dan Gilbert wrote his LeBron hate letter in Comic Sans. This is reflecting that. Deep level trolling.

Here's my instant problem here: EVERYONE has a responsibility to not get the shit beat out of them. This includes both men and women. More often than not, men provoke other men into fights. If this is true (and it is) why would women be any different?

No, you shouldn't hit women...but guess what? You shouldn't hit…

Says the snarky commenter before returning to his largely mediocre and unfulfilling life without risk of any sort.

Well guess what, apparently it took. Go sit in the corner and let the rest of us fuck her right in the pussy.

Again, how do YOU know?

I appreciate that she doesn't do what the vox populi demands of her. Terry is a prick, but I don't know him personally. Apparently she does, and something about that speaks towards loyalty.

Well let them wink and nod INSIDE the pitch.