And on this day, the Internet was won.

In Dr. Putin's hospital, EVERY surgery is a SUCCESS.

I love how Boston announcers seem shocked at the behavior of Massholes.

The bulge is suppose to be on their tits, not their gut. FIRE HER NOW.

With as bad as traffic is at that specific corner (right across the street from Tyson's Center), everyone stops at the intersection.

It's Tyson's Corner...you have to work pretty hard to get pulled over in Tyson's/Vienna. That is, unless you're a black man in a Rolls Royce.

What Bob was thinking:

"My eyes will go back to normal, but your hair ain't coming back, you bald fuck."

Bill Simmons is a piece of shit hypocrite who apparently has Skipper's dead hooker photos on file somewhere securely hidden in Fenway.

Lena Dunham is Lena Dunham, and that helps no one. She has some fucking nerve talking about nepotism when HER ENTIRE CAREER WAS ENABLED BY APATOW.

I just lost brain cells and some of my…

+1 givin' in can't be wrong

Extra skis? That's a decadent luxury of the West.

This is no longer pink eye. Bob's just really, really high.

Don't even get me started with that game.

Referees and officials have gotten out of control with their shit calls. I say, clip one, maybe two...and it gets everyone back in line.

I can't believe Vegas hasn't supported this action over the years.

Phenomenally, I was speaking about the US of A, so I reject the premise of your statement.

I reject the premise of your question.

Why are the Seahawks in the Super Bowl? One answer: Gene Steratore.

Gooby pls.

Everyone else. Except Bellichik.

And you just compared the American Workingman to Adolf Hitler. HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

(If it's not on a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies, you, like so many of your ilk, are doing it wrong.)

I'm defending the production. You come over, you say more than two words, and you go back to your job. That's too much? People are getting their arms chewed up working double shifts at the auto plant, and you can't come over and say something to the sideline reporter?

You should be so lucky.

He could be picking up used…

One of the many reasons the NBA is #3 in pro sports. Hopefully, Adam Silver can shepherd a league that isn't full of smug assholes who forget that sports are supposed to be entertaining. The Shield figured this out, and that's why they're #1.