Where have you gone, Fireman Ed? A Stadium turns it's lonely eyes to you...woo, woo, woo.

If there ever was a god, stories like this, which have compounded over the years probably made he/she/it throw their hands/tentacles/claws up and say..."Forget it".

In the immortal words of Robert Montgomery Knight, this is Absolute Fucking Bullshit.

Hello, I must be going.

I have the Hardcastle & McCormick theme as one of my ringtones.

DRIVE

Ironically, it was exposure on Deadspin and Gawker that got my GOATSE license plate taken away from me. Thanks, assholes!

China shop, meet bull.

He Wre-eh-eh-cked him. Yeah, he wre-eh-eh-cked him.

I can fight you both and use my first paid column as a collective epitaph, because I'm a giver.

Rob Ford is a goddamned Canadian Hero. He is our living, breathing id.

Prrrrrrrrrrrreciousssss.

DON'T EVER SLEEP ON BRAD STEVENS.

You tell me...Junior.

I was saying that this story as a connection to Incognito is thin. And it is.

However, if we're talking about hazing in general, it is what it is, and that can't be disputed.

Don't be obtuse. I'm speaking to Cleeland's connection with Incognito. Let's not be naive and not think that even though the alleged abuse has gone far beyond Incognito, Deadspin is trying to drive him into the ground, because that's far easier than admitting that a) He was likely under orders b) his role in the…

This is pretty fucking thin to be posting as an actual story.

I would TOTALLY wear that number, IF and ONLY IF I was allowed to come onto the track with Holy Diver playing in the background.

Ricky, what is the best part about coaching for you? I thought I read/heard you say you fell out of love with the game, does coaching bring the love back?

No, typical Boston behavior would be running around shouting "Joel Ward's a Wicked Niggah"