Without question, hesitation or reservation, Massholes are the absolute scum of the earth.

This is a major victory, given that his legs didn't immediately disintegrate underneath him upon landing.

Why does it upset you? I buy from Stub Hub all the time, and it works great for me. BUT, if you think that someone reasonably put that ticket up ON A RESALE SITE for $3 intentionally, you're every bit the dipshit that you choose to call complete strangers.

I know that the world is supposed to work for our greater…

I'll be honest, the guy got over like a fat rat, and he doesn't deserve the free ticket. No one reasonable is going to sell a WS ticket for $6, so to try and push it is pretty much making you an opportunist at best, thief at worst.

Good for him, he got over.

Bullock is not a character in this movie, she is, in a sense, an Avatar. We are living the experience through her, and the story is not about her life, but rather about her survival. There are many metaphors for birth and rebirth in the film, many of them egregiously blatant, but in a way, that was the point. It was…

Look, Landis gets points for being honest. The fact that women are going apeshit about it is proof that they honestly prefer to be lied to, while living in denial about it.

Let's go.

OLD TIME HOCKEY.

Here's an answer: Because TBI and CTE cause actual pain. You assume that they commit suicide because they're depressed. We're finding out more and more that they're doing it because they are in intense, never ending pain.

STILL UNDEFEATED.

WHY YOU NO CATCH-A THE BALL???

THAT is an SID who knows their shit. RAISE FOR THEM. Great way to handle an inquiry.

This is flip out? THIS?

"PLAYOFFS?" Anyone?

MOLLY.

This as much a non story as I thought it was when people at the bar around me were freaking out about this "meltdown" as it was happening.

Reporters need copy. Their objective during the press conference was to get Rex to admit that he made a mistake in putting in Sanchez. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?

I mean how does it…

Colin Cowherd (more like Coward, amirite?) is one of the biggest pieces of shit on ESPN Radio. He covered up for Pete Carroll when it was known why he dipped out of USC, and has the nerve to try to explain to audiences that none of this matters anyway, since it's all smoke and mirrors entertainment. His is to tell you…

BOILER DOWN. BANNER UP.

No you wouldn't. Stop lying to appear cool. People who pour drinks on other people are ALWAYS the villain.

Never think differently.

I've never laughed so much in all of my life. This makes me an asshole, and I am completely OK with it, because I was taught that as long as you are open and honest about yourself...you are never wrong.

Godwin's law in 3...2...1...go.

I don't want my child to have any reasonable chance at holding down employment that doesn't entail punching a timeclock or wearing a nametag.

Holy shit, how much tape did they have to look through to find what would pass for Blaine Gabbert highlights?