Proto-Nightmare Bear does not appear to have arms or legs in this photo. We prefer not to think about how he eventually procured some.

I would hope so, that guy doesn't even have a job.

Farther than chris kluwe

These games would be way more aggressive if they played them a couple days before each period.

...abuse included "digital genital penetration"

digital genital penetration

Grant Balfour has to be the worst possible name a reliever can have in a payoff-pitch situation.

In a more just world, he would have been able to sell these pictures right after the game.

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

I call stupid reality or game shows "wheel of fish".

I saw that movie years ago but I still think about Twinkie-wiener sandwiches on a regular basis.

Get well soon, Jared.

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

Ooooh Red Snapper. Very tasty.

DUAN might not be the best place but I'm leaving this here anyway.

Spatula City

Only the most rabid fans turn out for spring-training workouts.

Nice to see a US shoot out that doesn't involve a school.