Come on, Tim, do it
TheNeutralFan
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As an Irish man myself, I can totally relate to what this guy is feeling when I try to hold onto my bed every Saturday morning...
This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.
I didn't think this was possible, what with Putin discouraging men from playing the upright organ.
That's bullshit. He get's a huge applause for getting himself up and finishing and all I get are feelings of guilt and self-loathing plus the possibility of going blind.
Always looking for a handout, amirite?
I wish there was an easy way to explain American politics to Special Dark voters.
Surprised that the arena didn't see this coming.
It's amazing how childish these 'big-time donors' can be. I guess that's why they get booster seats.
This isn't news. Evergreen does this year after year.
Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.
"Has anyone in this family ever even seen a pelican?
In lieu of severance, Lombardi has been offered "salary rebates."
There's no uglier NFL sweater than Andy Reid, halfway through his fourteenth rack of ribs.
That is why Sam currently stands alone.
Because suspension of disbelief can only go so far.
Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit
A boarfest is a festival with a large number of boars.