And yet when Olivier Giroud won't stop scoring, suddenly it's a bad thing

Bravo for such a gripping story this Monday morning

I'm running on less than 5 hours sleep because of a concert that ran long last night. I want to put a Do Not Disturb sign on my office door and sleep the day away

Actually, Deadspin has probably the most coverage of soccer of any American-based non-soccer-specific sports sites I've seen/regularly read. A soccer-specific Kinja blog run by some knowledgeable commenters would be pretty cool though (disregard if this is already a thing and I'm just dumb)

As someone who writes a personal blog, the biggest problem I have is consistently coming up with interesting content, so how does the Deadspin staff tackle this problem? Is a lot of it crowdsourced (like browsing Twitter and your email inbox for story ideas from others), or are they things you come up yourselves…

So to get a job as a journalist, you have to do journalism? What a buzzkill

Where do you stand on the lime vs green apple Skittles debate? Note: there is a correct answer

In fairness, after reading that interview with Denton that was basically him extolling the virtues of a worldwide web-based panopticon, I'm not entirely sure that taking him seriously is even possible

Relax guys, he's just trying to teach the players how to take charges

You are doing the Lord's work, my friend

I used to bite my fingernails. I found that I was just doing unconsciously, so I started trying to notice when I was doing it, and started carrying gum around with me to chew at those times, because it feels like work to bite your nails and chew gum at the same time, and that was what got me to stop

Singing and clapping quickly turning into crying and people running outside screaming? That sounds exactly like what happens when I go up for karaoke

Things To Be Hit In The Face With At A Soccer Match, Ranked
1. Boobs
2. Money (paper)
3. Marshmallows
4. Another player's head/elbow (imaginary)
5. Cup of soda/beer
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1,207. Money (coins)
1,208. A car
1,209 Bodily fluids/Cincinnati chili

Tim couldn't see the taste

Disclosure: List compiled by Joe Flacco

What's it like to sit out of football for a year when you aren't hurt and know you can still play at a high level?

Staring at them is a bad idea though

I figured there would be some damage from Indiana hitting their ceiling every year