This seems a little backwards to me. I always thought the stadium deflated after a Vikings implosion.

This is just ludicrous. I absolutely cannot believe that Geno Smith was intercepted before coming anywhere near a touchdow—

[Receives vicious blindside hit from Standards]
[Blacks out; fumbles joke]
[Spends rest of life feeling cloudy, with a sensitivity to light, GIF-related humor]

I certainly admire these men's hard work and long hours, but the capitalist in me just can't find the rationale for donating to their cause. I mean, a couple bucks here, some ice cleats there, suddenly round trip airfare to Russia. Where will it end?

Jerzy rubs his naked torso exultantly, mist spraying around him. He leans his head back and releases his primal joy, knowing full well this isn't the last time he'll get blown by a fan today.

As officers approached the vehicle, they reported hearing Winslow moan "yeah, Jets, yeah, Jets" over and over again.

This is news? It's San Francisco, guys are always trying to get into each other's pants.

Somewhere, Gisele is breathlessly exclaiming "My husband can't fucking high five himself!"

MLB Is Adding Manager Challenges To Its Replay System

To further ensure no political messages are conveyed, the Olympics are requiring all offensive players to list themselves as centers instead of left or right wingers.

Joke's on you, IOC — this was her first amendment.

Undervaluing concessions

Thanks O'Bannon.

Browns receivers should know by now that weedin' is always going to make them look bad.

He led the league with 14 drops, and was been limited to 28 or fewer yards in 11 of 14 games.

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.

Gosh, I don't think a judge could overturn this if his life depended on it.

A-Rod thought the added weight would help lower his suspension.

Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances.

Sounds pretty Farsical to me.

This is where the "Tall Whites" hold their not-so-secret meetings.