How far can you punt a football?

Could the Jaguars really be considered "directionless" when they're on their way to both LA and London?

"Spun a wheel and only broke her ankle? Cadela."

Whenever Tony Bosh walks into a room now, the mood changes. A new Biogenesis-type guy might pop up on the landscape and distribute an entire garden of earthly delights, but we can safely assume that nobody's going to be painted into a corner and hire ominous Bosh.

Why not? We've pretended he was a great quarterback for over 40 years.

In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.

But it's already in a Cubs jersey.

Manti Te'o was also going to see a movie yesterday to cheer himself up from the Chargers loss, but never got around to actually seeing Her.

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.

The 49ers do very well with Sacrament-0 folks.

This is far less upsetting than the past twenty years of Dan Dierdorf's no-ending game-calls.

"When it comes to football, Pastor Tim always keeps it short!"

My favorite part was Cam fist pumpin on the ground to celebrate the 1/2 yard penalty and replaying the down. You did it, Cam!

I guess someone has found the only thing more insufferable than the constant Seattle/SF whine fest.

Congratulations, Mr. Howard!

I'm a Colts fan, so this doesn't really bother me.

Actually, it was Holland who interfered, since the collision occurred at home.