Judging by how often those two were connecting, I'm going to say they both represent Dan Uggla.

Title IX doesn't say anything about equal pay to athletes, only equal participation. That's why universities don't get in trouble for having giant football stadiums and a shitty field hockey pitch. Employers are allowed to compensate men and women differently if they can show there is a business reason for doing so,…

The fact that he was able to stand up at all while heavily intoxicated makes me think maybe he wasn't acting like a dick.

Pictured: Tom, dick, hairy.

0.36 Chambers

Diarrhea Planet is the band name that best describes the "additional replies" section.

They aren't clutching their purses, they're reaching for their peppermint spray.

Hideo Changed Baseball Forever, And Then He Was Nomo

pkellen2313: [thinks to self, "who wastes all this time doing something that very few people will see and even fewer will appreciate"]

No, I mean that's what we call them.

"Your mother got a dose of the cream last night, Trebek... hopefully this rash I got from her clears up soon"

Like the photoeditor of this post, you're right: I have no idea about this crop of young QBs.

Shanahan: "I always lie."

♫ Row row row your 'thlete

"Frankly, I don't give a shit what anyone says. Big Mac will ALWAYS be a Hall of Famer in my eyes."

- Roger Ebert's Review of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

[cumulus]

I gotta be honest, all I can see is Roger Ebert.

These Four Simple Sentences Will Restore Your Faith in Ted Leonsis's Humanity

The Washington Capitals Lost Four Games in a Row— and You Won't Believe What Happened Next