Blandino: Goddammit, Triplette!

NMMI doesn't have problems with its punters - those guys all go to boot camp.

Football: Is punted

Unsurprising really. The Old Mexico Military experienced field position issues as well.

This wouldn't be the first negative response I've received.

I dunno, I think this one is legit: http://espn.go.com/college-footba…

It's even worse once you consider there's TWO MORE of these asshats walking around somewhere. Thanks a lot, fertility clinics!

Marking the first time this season anyone was excited about Andre's involvement with people 2-11

Kind of surprising to see a lower total spent this year, but Texans fans expected the drop.

Just another couple of talking heads going on about a house burning down.

Man: [sits down to eat]

Reporter 2: "How long have you been Suzie?"

Austin Collie: "For as long as I can remember. Yesterday."

This is definitely photoshopped. It would be so unlike Papelbon to not have the L.

Good luck proving this Detroit fan isn't lion.

God, what's up with white culture? Can we get a white spokesperson to explain things to us?

Some may say he's courageous for facing a cannon, but if you look at the video, he's clearly Balkan at the prospect.

I am sick and tired of all of these arsenal posts!

Using his year-long exclusive insider access to the Virginia Tech football program, where Frank Beamer has compiled the most victories of any active NFL or major-college head coach while also graduating players, Easterbrook shows how one big university “does football right.” Then he reports on what’s wrong with…

once you look past Cristiano Ronaldo

So he lost the faceoff then?