I Don't Know, Man, I Feel Like These Bears Aren't That Photogenic

They're bearly even smiling.

That third rail was also what got Len Bias.

Barry, why were you crushing Tom Ley against a fence as a kid?

I'd say USA's chances are pretty damn good, based on this drawing:

Typical. No matter what happens in the world, the USA is still all about the 1%.

There are no guarantees when you replace a coach, but this isn't the first time McNair has taken a shot in the dark.

Alabama's biggest overall bust, however, is Terrence Cody.

Every enemy of American soccer since 2002 is in this group.

Kurt Cobain, good weather, Robinson Cano's career.

(opens envelope)

"Things that go to Seattle to die."

Finally, something pops at a Bulls game and it has nothing to do with Derrick Rose's knees.

What a special moment for him! It's not every day that Derrick Rose gets proposed to.

He started off doing weather. He reported too many 40 degree days.

"A-Rod" Mandela spent 27 years in prison after testing positive for apartoids.

Good thing people can't get cable in repurposed refrigerator boxes or else somebody might have seen this.

Nelson Mandela, 1918-2013

I can't speak for y'all, but I take all my social cues regarding the treatment of women from Luther Campbell.

@NBCSportsRadio: also, the person responsible for the tweet has been terminated. We're not saying he deserved to be fired, but what did he expect to happen?

Here's the revised tweet:

Jacque Jones: [refreshes]