You'd think he would handle some of the players more gingerly.

To be honest, though, fighting in hockey is only really a cause for concern when the person getting hit doesn't already have brain damage.

So is this study intending to prove that actually losing games shouldn't impact a team's standings? I had Auburn-Missouri too...but the win-loss record from the teams is missing, and regardless of other statistics that's important.

I like his use of the Instagram polarizing filter.

/Turns up nose.

Also canceling her guest appearance for the D.A. ...

Left-Winger: [undergoes devastating decline precipitated by years of fighting]

How cute!

What a biting goal.

The old man has been charged with dropped-out-before-first-degree assault.

Contrary to analysts' opinions, the Wildcat is apparently alive and kicking.

He's got Geno Smith throwing to him, so he knows something about picks.

"Oh man, I bet there was pepperoni in there." [cums again]

Typically when a Senator has an issue with drinking, it doesn't end well for the woman involved.

Barry, you're vastly over-simplifying the process. The Redskins don't just "get" jokes. First, they have to be free-agents. Next, you negotiate the contract. Then, you get them.

A schiano man doesn't wait for an explanation

Tom Brady is so good-looking, even your job can get lost in his eyes.

MATRIX-ESQUE DODGE

It's true. Wilf is a professional tycoon.

Jesus Christ. Wario bought the Vikings...