Steelers fans will all agree that their greatest nemesis has always been the Browns.

This is great. I love how it encompasses different eras and sports. That said, winning percentage is not a great metric for baseball teams: the worst baseball team of 2013 (Astros, 0.320) had a better winning percentage than the Atlantic Division one provided (0.314)

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I hope the poor kid's family doesn't read this article and scroll down to the comments and read Ray's harmless, personally-referencing non-joke. That would be awful. But hey, then they'd read your sanctimonious pearl-clutching, so I guess that would make them feel heaps better about their dead kid. Thanks for your…

Officer: (Writes) Brown covered the tag on his truck and fled on Alligator Alley, police said. (Hands in report.)

Yes if you have a rap sheet that means everything you do from that point forward is illegal and you are no longer capable of being the victim of crime. Strong take from a strong brain.

"Ah, fuck."

I'm just excited to hear that some Gators made it into the EndZone.

Machete? I would think a Florida State fan would have been sporting a rapier.

They didn't want to fly on that crappy plane, anyway. That JetBlue.

It's time for the passengers to be United, and demand compensation.

Billy Donovan probably scheduled a flight from Orlando, but decided to cancel it at the last minute.

Their explanation just doesn't fly if you ask me.

Hence "1.5 sacks."

Fuck that shit.
-Vernon Davis

Briskey recognized her horrible mistake the instant she saw that Shepherd did in fact bleed crimson.

If only a good guy with a gun had been there.

At his age it's understandable he's lower than he should be on the Iron.

God damn, and I thought *I* had to work hard to get some head.

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