Sorry, but this is the most American Predator out there.

Are you saying that we have a tale of two Cities here?

Anyone who spends 10.3 hours per week masturbating may need some professional help.

To be fair, you can't even walk in Chicago without running into at least a few Poles.

So a Bears fan walks into a bar...

Even though it really doesn't look like it, the deal was apparently consensual.

This is really weird. Cousins from Kentucky shouldn't have a problem with slapping some skin.

His explanation is kind of a letdown, really. I thought he was doing a dynamite Tom Coughlin impression.

Well, someone should explain to him that the game is played in 4 quarters, not periods.

Can we all just agree that the most surprising thing about this chart is that someone with the moniker Lvl9LightSpell actually cares about sports.

Holy shit, a completion in Oakland.

After reading these comments, I also want to punch a photographer.

How do you celebrate Thanksgiving on an RV?

If they're years without fatty goodness, you probably didn't want them anyway.

Mark Sanchez: [catches]

That now makes two things Sanchez and Stevie Wonder have in common: cornrows, and the inability to see what's directly in front of them.

Dawson: Christ! Hugo! Are you alright?

Medic: Wojciech, are you ok???