"Why bribe the officials if you know your sales pitch is the best?" asked the writer who was bribed by Qatar despite the quality of the sales pitch.

Of course, if she finds pleasure in the act, she is deemed a whore, and immediately stoned to death, which I'm sure Phil Ball can be bought into justifying.

On paper, Jimmy Graham may be the most productive TE in the league, but when it comes down to execution, you gotta with Aaron Hernandez ...

Huh. I'm surprised he didn't try shooting his way out of trouble.

Can't get out of the BMW! #Capped

Pretty sure he's talking about being on the Knicks and he just misspelled "garbage."

Holy crap, that locker room looks like a dive.

That's nothing. Brad Stevens' wife fined him and undisclosed amount* after he swore the Celtics would get better.

"...on the Michigan radio show Doctor & Bentley."

"It is my professional opinion that Chris Benoit is fit to return to game action."

Merriman: Of course the skills aren't transferable, stupid. One's a steroid-filled entertainment spectacle where the participants alternately fake injuries and suffer severe brain damage leading to memory loss, and are watched by millions with an equal blend of fatalism, revulsion, and anxiety, and the other's

Doubtful

WWE is really missing out. This guy's chokehold is incredible.

I think you're both being excessively whinny.

This comment makes considerably more sense once you realize that the author is a horse who learned to type.

Stop horsing around. Put this argument out to stud.

Like the Marathon bombers? Please. To hear Yankee fans tell it, when A-Rod encounters a pressure cooker, it leads to Boston fans celebrating, not fleeing in terror.

The difference between college and NBA lines also killed Len Bias.

This has only raised his future draft stock because people are saying he compares favorably with Big Ben.