Bullying allegations are so difficult to prove these days, especially with so many of the perpetrators going Incognito.

the answer is in fact c) guilty about how badly you talked about him last season.

If someone had said before the season that between Fox and Andy Reid, one would be undefeated after week 8 and one would be having a heart attack, we would have all guessed wrong.

Hang 'Em A Mile High

The Flyers are true Schiano men.

Plump and Circumstance

Now that I'm an adult, I realize that this is the candy you buy so that you don't eat any of the leftovers.

Don't paint Patrick Roy with this broad of brush.

PHO-TO-SHOP! PHO-TO-SHOP!

My uncle can tell you everything that's ridiculous about Obama, in two shots. Preferably, Wild Turkey.

Just crazy

"Yeah, but, he has to pay half that in taxes!"

I did... right up until they let George Marshall start without making him cover up his tattoos.

Leave it to bandwagoners to hop on the mainline after Alabama has shot up in recent years. If the guy was a pure fan, he'd have stuck in there through the black tar of the Shula years. But no, he's got no weight; he'd just as soon tie it off once the Tide turn to junk. Dude deserves a smack.

You must be joking. I really hope you're joking. Are you joking?

The only thing you'll catch here these days is a groan-inducing case of appundicitis.

Seeing as it was a joke that set him off, doctors have ruled out the possibility that he was reading the Deadspin comments.

Must have been nice to have a Thursday off for a change.

Andros Townsend probably comes off the worst, immediately crumpling to the floor.

I prefer my turnovers telegraphed.