Parent: Awwww, it's so cute and cuddly. Look at that thing. Do you want to go see it, Billy? Yes you do, lets go!

Great piece, nicely written.

And once again, the officials overlook an obvious palming violation.

He's already made more in-game adjustments than Mike D'Antoni.

Here's Varlamov in costume a few hours before the alleged incident.

If only he could say "I love you" back just once.

But he looks so nonthreatening to women?

AAHRIGHT BOYS, LET'S GO AHHREST THAT DAHHK- Oh, carry on, sir. Our mistake. Enjoy your evening.

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...worked as the director of new media for the Roman Catholic Diocese of Dallas.

He also used to be a writer for Bleacher Report

FAU will be holding a press conference in a few minutes

This is very depressing and only goes to prove that God hates Jags.

As a child, I learned the importance of being very specific when I wrote a letter to John Kruk asking for a signed ball.

I don't have any pictures of this, but the coolest thing any athlete ever did for me was when Julius Erving sent me a signed basketball when I was a kid.

I would say more like he has an incredibly difficult time keeping pool boys.

Fundamentalists of any religion realize the dangers of using your head.

I'm sorry, but why exactly was this statue in Qatar anyways? It's a commemoration of one of the more famous moments in soccer history. Neither of the men were Qatari, and they're not even allowing the statue to stand anymore.

Are you going to put asterisks by Reggie Jackson, Mickey Mantle, Willie Aikens and Tim Mccarver, since they have all been linked with use of amphetamines and other stimulants?

IT PUTS THE FREE THROW IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.