"Christ, who are we sending over there?" Kennedy asked. "Girls?"

He should become a soccer player because soccer players are known for engaging in these kinds of antics on the soccer field or "pitch" as they call it.

Someone's getting an early start on their Jermichael Finley costume.

Very touching.

I bet that now everybody who condemned Sandusky feels pretty fucking stupid. Through his charitable works, these "victims" of his now have a secure financial future. He was so dedicated to helping these kids that he was willing to rape them and then go to jail for the rest of his life, just so that they could have…

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Technically true since he whiffed on Cutler sliding.

Damn sealions.

What's most impressive is that, before those 455 yards, McKoy was a student at Eastern Connecticut.

And up to 220 pounds or so.

And Matthew Stafford's balls grew three sizes that day.

Great job Deadspin; now he's a Reid kid and a child star. This kid is gonna OD before he can say... well, anything.

Not unlike Tony Siragusa's infamous melt down on the sideline in Baltimore during the 1998 season. Gruyère on marble rye, I believe it was.

Its about time this worked out. Oakland has never shied away from any Priors.

Thus begins the Calvin Johnson Retirement Watch in Detroit.

Is it any surprise the Owls snatched up such a small prospect?

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You can tell this guy isn't a true Husker fan. Just a pure good-for-nothing bandwagon jumper. People like him shouldn't even be allowed to put on the red and white.

Holding shitty shelving hostage?