Well done. Not +2, not +3, not +4...

Have sympathy, Dwyane - they're just trying to take their talons to South Beach.

When told the game tape was ambiguous, Belichick said: "Fine, if that's all you have to go on. But I've seen the practice tape, the sideline close-ups, and their halftime locker-room tape. Trust me, the Jets were doing this intentionally."

Finally, Orlando gets a professional sports team.

I hate to go out on a limb here, but that is a jackass tweet.

Only 35 million? Morons.

Yes it was, but this article has nothing to do with Wesley Johnson.

LeBron James, or Kobe Bryant, or Chris Paul, possibly the three smartest players in the league

We win again! Apple martinis for all!

"All the free Coke you would want" was also a key part of SMU's recruiting pitch in the `80s.

Rumor has it, this was all caused when an angry Alabama fan poisoned the ticket oak.

A slightly more accurate map:

Try un-bolding the text and see if it works.

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I'm positive that there are a few first-degree connections to Ray Lewis, but I can't prove it.

North Houston Four-Twenty

The Bongest Yard

North Dallas Forty Bag

Any Ganja Sunday