Wow, I guess the homeless guy story was fake after all.

Given their trouble scoring points, you'd think the Texans would take anyone they could find that could light it up.

You would think that with all of the physical contact he had with women that he would have at least popped a Woody.

Just in thyme, too.

Are you KIDDING me?

The proposal was very traditional, Kanye got down on one knee and Kim got down on two.

Unbelievable. I'm not the biggest Kanye fan, but even I can't believe he chose to settle on this soulless husk. This ultimate embodiment of failing upward. This monstrosity that has never worked a day in its life and yet continues to leach onto all of us, extracting our money and attention like a lamprey sucking…

It sure was nice of Kim to give the AT&T Park staff the night off.

It can't be a good sign when the jumbotron operator can see the error coming.

Great story. Reminds me of my youth when I would head to Florida for March break.
I had never seen shuffleboard before, but the legions of octogenarians playing it at our condo piqued my curiosity. The first morning there, I went down and started hanging out by the courts, conversing with the Liev Tannenbaum's and the…

Annyong.

False. There were no highlights from that game.

BTW, Regressing is consistently great stuff. Good job, guys.

McAfee better be careful. The last time a punter tackled a difficult subject, he was sent to the Raiders and promptly cut.

To answer Raysism's question, 742 yards.

Malice with a Chalice

I believe coach when he said he didn't get violent. He's always been a proponent of turning the other him.

Doyel still has a better UZR than Delmon Young.

Reports from the wires at this time suggest they were metaphorically re-enacting the Texan's season, resulting in significant added laundry expenses for the hotel.

GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN CHOICE, MUTHAFUCKA!