Clearly you haven't watched Sons of Anarchy

He could if he weren't injured. With Walcott playing up top though, that would still leave them very thin on the wing, with Serge Gnabry probably having to come in (at least until Ox is healthy too). And there's no telling what will happen with future injuries either. As much as I loved the Ozil signing, it didn't…

Even weirder was that the next name drawn was also an explosion victim from New Mexico that was visiting an elderly person

Also, Ghosts of Ole Miss was definitely the worst. Not to mention the tone of it came off as something close to "This heroic all white team managed to unite the campus while those troublesome Coloreds were causing so much trouble"

The U at #25 is a travesty and I cannot take the rest of the list seriously because of that. The Two Escobars was excellent though

Man, his teammates are going to be really uncomfortable when he encourages them to hit the showers after practice

When asked what her feelings were on having caused her ex-husband's ownership bid to collapse, Wanda responded Without Remorse

My concern is that Ramsey can't possibly keep up his blazing hot level of play for the entire campaign, and even if he did, it would mean that Madrid, Barcelona or PSG would come calling and dump a truckload of cash in the Emirates for him. But once he starts to cool off, where does the rest of the production come…

Monday Night Football is a big reason why people want ESPN, which is what allows them to charge huge carriage fees to cable companies. They are never, ever going to let MNF go, no matter how much money they have to shovel into the NFL's coffers to keep it. Even if ESPN is giving them a little bit of bad press, they…

Reds Scared

Dallas really has some awful luck in the playoffs

I think we've all grown used to A-Rod swinging and missing wildly in the month of October already

That's not quite the same though. An enforcer in basketball would be like someone who doesn't contribute to his team in any meaningful way besides going out, throwing a punch at someone for being physical, and then getting ejected. I think with both the examples I used, the thing that stops teams from doing this…

I like to imagine what this would be like if other sports had enforcer-like players. Like if basketball teams carried one or two players on their roster whose sole job it was commit retaliatory technical fouls if the other team was being too physical in the paint. Or if soccer teams had a designated guy that could…

Aside from concussions, what is the most pressing player safety issue that you wish the league would address? Can be on or off the field

People shouldn't be making fun of Nate so much. He was doing a noble thing, trying to take that pizza home when it was sauced

The key difference between regular Pacman and Olbermann Pacman is that, in Olbermann Pacman, he just spends the whole time yelling at the red ghost without ever getting anywhere

I actually watch streams of Sky Sports football broadcasts occasionally (they're awesome, during commercial breaks they cut to a studio and have analysts talking about the game), but football has yet to catch on in UK popular culture. Look at espn.co.uk and American Football isn't even listed on the top nav

The Eagles' defense also did their best impression of a Papa John's pizza, by being cobbled together from unwanted parts and disappointing everyone involved

I feel like most of these people are Murickan ex-pats going because it's the only time they ever get to see football anymore. I'd be curious how many people counted were actually Brits