Surprisingly, only 21 different quarterbacks since 1990.

The Chicago Bears are up there too. Since 2004, they've had:

Changing Lanes

So that one day, their children will find it buried in the closet and say "I thought Ed Reed played for the Ravens, Daddy", and then he can reply proudly, with a tear in his eye, "Not always, son, he played one season for the noble Texans franchise on the downslope of his career where he clearly didn't care anymore…

Darren Rovell is the kind of person that uses the word "synergy" unironically

Also, I believe White Collar Fight Club is a thing where white collar employees get together after work and box/fight as a stress reliever. It's become a bit of a trend over the last decade or so

Fun fact: Matt Schaub jerseys are less flammable since they come pre-treated with flop sweat

Unlike regular white collar life, the people in charge of enforcing the rules are actually doing it effectively

Isn't this just a thing that everyone generally accepts as happening? I'm pretty sure Darrelle Revis said he was going to do the exact same thing in advance of the Week 1 game against the Jets this year

Defense has been the Patriots' Achilles heel for years now

If I ever came across a child named "Forbes", I would kick their ass on principle, regardless of how old they were

It's a crossover promotion, as many of the players on the field will be punch drunk

Why can't universities and conferences license their logos and such to EA to use with "generated" players? Seems to me that a healthy number of people would buy it even if they had to use fake players instead of Johnny Manziel and Marcus Mariota. Don't people already do that in Dynasty mode after a couple seasons…

The issue isn't necessarily payment of players, like others have mentioned, it's that the NCAA exerts tyrannical control over them, preventing them from profiting off their own likenesses and accomplishments (that would cut into NCAA revenue streams) through things like endorsement deals and autographs. They are…

A Giants spokesman said that they tried to give him the ring multiple times, but each time he was in bed and refused to get out

Tony Makris: [cums]

He isn't retired yet as far as I'm aware

Hitler: Elephant sympathizer

You would think fans of the Dodgers would be better at avoiding fights

Makes sense, everyone in England loves royalty, why wouldn't they love a Cassel?