Ah fuck

Because if he was smoking a little bud, that totally makes the police shooting him to death justified

Edit: I don't know how to geography

It would just be inconsiderate otherwise

So when did the NFL hire my grandmother?

The thought of Chip Kelly with Colin Kaepernick at QB is truly a frightening thought

Requesting Jim Ross

This was multiple egregious refereeing errors affecting the outcome of a game. When Stave's knee is down, the play is dead, the official is supposed to spot it. Instead, he lets an Arizona State player lay on it for 5 seconds, which is an obvious delay of game penalty. After that, the referee fails to spot the ball…

And speaking of Arsenal's thinness, Olivier Giroud picked up a knee injury of unknown severity near the end of the game, which means the Gunners have approximately fuck all left for center forwards if he misses time

TGIF. Up to anything good this weekend?

You really showed me by pointing out that the premise of my joke is slightly exaggerated. I hear SI is looking for fact checkers these days

Good thing they waited until after Besler's suspension could have a meaningful impact on another qualifying match to look into it

Failing to withdraw in a timely manner was what got Antonio Cromartie in so much trouble too

Oklahoma State should have expected to wait at least a few days for a phone call after getting fucked

I'll be fine, the dickhole in the most danger right now is Greg Schiano

I love how he politely decides to cross the street at the crosswalk. What a considerate bear

I don't get what the big deal about this is, the Houston Astros have already been deemed ineffective and not credited with any wins

Wow, they even got the coloring of his face down perfectly for when a reporter asks him about the game after the one he's preparing for

“This is my calling. I was born to do this.”

I knew it was Rogen