Laugh all you want, but he's just trying to identify with the average Minnesotan by living in the lake

I want to say Knocked Up? It seems like a Seth Rogen line. I can't remember though

+1 man and 1 woman

I was just about to mention this. It's like complaining to the FAA over the cleanliness of an airport bathroom

implied sexual acts with bears

[Additional reporting by the secret wishes of 95% of baseball columnists]

I was sad that mine didn't make the cut until I realized that all of the ones that did are better

Oh, so just because they're in a primarily black city you think they're going to be named the Silverbacks? That's racist, Barry

This kind of success is awfully suspicious. We don't know if A-Rod is dirty, but questions have to be asked

I think we all expected the Jaguars and Raiders to be far bigger shitshows. The Jaguars at least haven't disappointed

After last night, I think signing Odin Lloyd would be a significant upgrade for the Pats receiving corps

Brady's receivers GETTING murdered would be a nice way to shake things up from the usual

10-3 Patriots. Here's a link: http://firstrowus1.eu/watch/206839/3…. Definitely use AdBlock though

Tell me about it. I was too sick to get out of bed yesterday, then spent all day today at work catching up on the shit I missed yesterday. This weekend can't come fast enough

Football tonight, who ya got at Pats -11?

You should read this. And also not boil down complex issues like government aid for higher education to a single magic bullet solution

He actually WAS faking it, he just acquired the season ending neck injury in the team meeting with Tom Coughlin the next day

This lady has nothing on Andy Roddick, he got kicked out of the U.S. Open by the time the quarterfinals rolled around almost every year

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but doesn't FERPA prohibit the school from disclosing these grades to anyone other than the student?