That lady had nothing on Andy Roddick, he got kicked out of the U.S. Open by the quarterfinals almost every year

Fantastic

I almost lost my game in fantasy because of David fucking Wilson this week. I was up by about 1.5, the person who I was playing had all of their people play, and I had David Wilson and Owen Daniels left to play when the Sunday Night game started. I figured I had nothing to worry about. Then boom, a big ol -2.4 from…

What about an American football?

Is there a way of quantifying, in a strictly academic sense, the aggregate disappointment created by Liverpool amongst their fans?

Fuck you, Dr. Pepper is #1

I was in a WWF themed fantasy football league once, in that the commissioner was rigging the results

It's also worth noting that the Soccer Power Index, developed in part by Nate Silver, has the U.S. sitting in 16th, between Portugal and the Ivory Coast, which is not bad company to be in at all

The United States now find themselves in what's more ore less the second tier of teams in the world

They won't be able to top the New England Patriots' world record for shrillest fans though

I look forward to seeing how far he can punt an American football

+25 to life

The theme of something that was once alive but is now shambling about, decomposed beyond recognition fits perfectly with the Philadelphia Flyers

+3/5

I hope Bell managed to get credit for an Introduction to Entrepreneurship class for setting that up

France's space exploration program is a work in progress

These are just wonderful. Keep up the good work, Matt E.

They should have known to not use butterfly ballots for the captaincy vote

I've heard that the Drew Brees strain can only be grown indoors