It's a seasonal strain, it loses a lot of its effectiveness in January

It's a lot of fun to laugh at Sanchez and his buttfumbling ways, but the real culprit behind the Jets' implosion was Mike Tannenbaum. His reckless salary cap mismanagement was what set up this entire shitshow. The Jets are just a few years removed from playing for a spot in the Super Bowl, and that's because they…

Gattis' scouting report suggests that he's great at getting hits on two balls

"No Janice, just leave the potato salad in the break room fridge and run, if they catch you, they'll send you back to Arizona! How will you support your family then?!"

I still have traumatic memories of being at one of my friend's houses back when I was in high school and a giant moth landed on his screen door. No lie, we thought that fucker was a bat at first because of how big it was. Ever since then, fuck moths.

I'm going to second what Wendel said, don't put all your eggs in one basket, but definitely go for it, especially if you're young enough that you aren't settled in one place for the long term. People always say that most long term relationships fail, but so do most relationships in general. It comes down to whether…

I spent all that time praying for the sports media to talk about anything other than the Alabama-Texas A&M game and this is what happens

Evening folks, how was your day?

Fluker was swimming in so much cash that you wouldn't think Manti Te'o would have had to teach him how

This makes me feel bad for Mike Vanderjagt, which is a phrase I never thought I would say. I mean, they took his shit, paraded it around, and publicly humiliated him, and he was still just trying to get it back without involving the police. Those guys are grade A douches

You don't remember the time Kobe Bryant was killed on 9/11?

Much like the Leafs, it seems Nardeo hasn't gotten any action since 1967

I wrote about this last night, but the thing that struck me the most about the match was the complete lack of energy from the Mexican side. They were playing like a team that had already qualified and didn't much care about the result, rather than a team that needed the 3 points desperately and was on the verge of…

No it isn't, because that's arguing that Ohio State's reputation and perception, which is all that preseason rankings are based on, outweigh what Ohio State and Clemson respectively have done on the field during actual, real football games that have happened. This is exactly why preseason polls should not exist and…

No it isn't, because that's arguing that Ohio State's reputation and perception, which is all that preseason rankings are based on, outweigh what Ohio State and Clemson respectively have done on the field during actual, real football games that have happened. This is exactly why preseason polls should not exist and…

I don't know how any person can even rationally argue this. Clemson scheduled a big game against a potential national title contender and won it. Ohio State knocked over a couple tomato cans. I'm not entirely sure how this means that Ohio State is clearly a better team

Mexico just looked like they didn't care. There was no energy, their attacks fizzled out (and not usually because of great defense), there was just no sense of urgency from a team that's hanging on to World Cup qualification by the thinnest of threads right now. They certainly had more talent, and really showed it…

Gotta toss this song up tonight. How is everyone tonight? I've got some pizza and am preparing for the USA-Mexico match coming up. Also, new polling roundup, I totally meant to post it a day late

They didn't have to play Mexico in the Gold Cup either, and neither the U.S. or Mexico play at full strength in it. I think any result is possible, but I would lean towards a Mexico win

Now we know why they started having night games at Wrigley