Every Texas football fan only gives a shit about high school football (and maybe the Longhorns), so the only Cowboys fans that actually exist are bandwagoners from other states that decided to just pick the best and richest team back in 1995 and root for them. This is why Dallas' perpetual mediocrity is so…

Are you impugning the sterling journalistic reputation of the Washington Times?

This is the best Pat Tillman tribute I've seen since last night

Best case I think is round of 16, maybe quarterfinals if we can pull a smash-and-grab win out of our ass or get a lucky draw. We're improving a lot, even from where we were in the last World Cup, but let's not get ahead of ourselves, we aren't quite in the top level of world soccer yet. We can score with the best of…

The correlation would probably be stronger if you were using a better method of assessing "good" and "bad" teams than previous year records. I don't really know of anyone that thinks the Colts and Vikings are "good" teams, and no mortal person would say that the Saints are as bad as the Dolphins and Chargers, for a…

I would have thought a letter from Tiger Woods would be more well written

This will ruin football's pristine hygiene record

Me at work the day of the NFL regular season opener is just a mess. I feel like I should just put a sign on my office door saying "Please don't bother me with things to do today, I'm busy reading fucking every piece of information about football that has ever existed"

Based on those angles taken by the defenders, it appears that he was playing the New Orleans Saints

I love that people trot out the "90% of fans are cool with the name" bit as though that makes it okay to have a racist nickname. 90% of white people in the 1950's were okay with using the word "nigger" too

I'm sure the Jew in Alabama will be so disappointed

Looks like Riley is making good on his threat

I'm not sure why the co-driver decided to turn on a Jacksonville Jaguars game in the car

The Jets don't even have the worst QB situation in their own division. The Bills are fielding a rookie that they reached for in the first round and is coming off knee surgery, and an undrafted rookie that was a part time starter for a team that went 2-9 against FBS teams last year. And that's it

And if there is some sort of personal problem that's causing Moyes to not play him, why are they letting him rot and diminishing his value instead of just selling him? I can think of 19 other teams in the EPL that would jump at the chance to get Kagawa if they could, as well as practically any other major European…

Why is Kagawa not the solution here? He plays best as an attacking mid that can create opportunities for Van Persie (and presumably other forwards), and has the talent to play for any team in England. I guess they're little thin at that spot, but they have enough all around talent that they can get someone to fill…

Your headline writing needs improvement. "UW Drunks" is redundant

I didn't know Craig Biggio had this many kids

To contrast, in Houston, all the slapstick action takes place on the field

This was probably a misinterpretation. In the 14th inning, Baker was overheard to say "If this game goes one more inning, I'm attempting suicide"