"I don't see what's so special about having 10 closets"

Edit: Ignore me, the joke went over my head at first

Arsenal still have the better team overall, but Tottenham improved more than Arsenal did over the summer

Joe Paterno's record has now been vindicated, he was only recklessly negligent with regards to the well being of children instead of actively aiding a child predator. Bring the statue out of storage!

Tottenham filled needs, Arsenal didn't, I think that's what's important. Arsenal needed a top tier striker, but they added a (admittedly great) midfielder, where they already have a wealth of talent between Cazorla, Ramsey, Rosicky, Arteta and Wilshere. And as great as the Ozil signing is, it wasn't at a need…

Doesn't that make it obvious that he's an Arsenal fan?

Man, soccer players are really going all out to fake injuries these days

I'm a fairly clean person, but not when it comes to sheets. I will let those fuckers go until I can't stand the smell anymore (usually between a month and 2 months). Because fuck doing another load of laundry every week, I don't have enough quarters for that

They hate Donovan McNabb, who is far and away the best quarterback in franchise history (and have hated him since he was drafted). They hate Andy Reid, the winningest coach in franchise history and probable Hall of Famer. I get the feeling that Eagles fans would be upset if they ever won something because it would…

Who will take over Blue's Beggin Strips empire that he started after being diagnosed with a terminal illness though?

Yakult Swallows is actually my favorite Kazakh porn star too

I'm shocked he's even having a baby, those things have a pretty negative ROI

Someone should tell Logan Thomas that this rule doesn't apply during games

Tom Coughlin looks like a wax figure of Tom Coughlin

So would not living in western Michigan

Any confirmation on whether or not Saban made him an offer he couldn't refuse?

Edit: I am dumb and botched the quote

Evening folks, how was your day? I've been buried under mounds of things to do at work after getting back from my 4 day weekend. But on the bright side, the new Holy Ghost! and Delorean albums are up for streaming, which is awesome because they're both great albums that you should definitely listen to. Tonight's…

This is probably the last time Iowa promotes a game by calling for a blackout

By contrast, identifying yourself as a Cincinnati Bengals player generally results in being arrested on multiple outstanding warrants