I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

I doubt it, he's a ginger, after all; true hate requires a soul

The game where Belgium has 8 shots on goal to US's 1 at half? Then yes, I believe so.

/Does not read article

If I had a body like that, I'd be a very strange looking man.

"You like to gamble?"

umm you realize this would be their fifth title in what? 15 years? Three with the same three star players already, a fourth if they close out the series? The heat have a loooong way to go to be on san antonios level when it comes to being a basketball dynasty. Heat might have the best player now spurs have the best pf…

You realise that you're on the same continent, right?

"That is going to come in handy next game."

You wouldn't let someone play in the PGA without forcing him to play in the Masters, US Open and British Open. Oh wait.

nothing screams "i'm a selfish asshole" more than having your wedding on a holiday weekend.

Cabrera's nut shot seemed so gratuitous. I mean, he already reached third base once.

I had an Uncle Ray once, well I guess I still do. Anyway, he liked to drink and spout his mouth at anyone in earshot. Well, one night—and Uncle Ray is straight twisted, right—one night, he's in Atlantic City with his girl, and she's going on and on about how he doesn't know shit about Hold 'Em. Well you know what…

He's still with you in spirit, Tigers!

"HEY RYAN! I do not like when my mistress comes to basketball games with black men!"

Dijon Mustard?! Why don't you just curse God and your family while you're at it? ;)

So, I count 4 sentences. Let me guess: you only read 3?

But when he's not hoopin' it up he's mild-mannered student Cl- ... Oh fuck it, those glasses are the worst disguise ever!

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