"For me to take that shot..."

This is why no one ever picked a fight with Shawn Kemp.

My theory is that every post-2000s Disney movie is a spinoff of Frasier.

Reached for comment, Hank replied "what in the name of holy fuck is going on"

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

my buddy's step-sister got fucked three times in the cunt and five times in the ass.

'i was fucked three times in the cunt and five times in the ass' - Marlins Season Ticketholder

So, no comment on how the Women in the 1500 shunned Mary Cain, just because she is coached by Salazar. No matter what the issue is with him, there was no need for them to be so blatantly disresepctful of the poor girl. Shes just a friggin teenager. The protest was immature.

This is an interesting article on what seems to be an important subject in the track world. It is, however, written by the wrong person. Couldn't Deadspin have found somebody not married to the coach of the athlete in question to look at this? It really weakens the reporting, even if you buy the author's viewpoint.

I'm going to answer his questions. I'll make the team. Fuck all you losers who can't compete in the rough-and-tumble world of softball, and so gripe about a winner. You're truly trash. You want to mock the victorious masters of softball? Mock away and eat our soft-dust. Here are my answers:

6) How many bats do you own? 2

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Look Like:

Jack. Ass. Either slow down, or sound a warning or something. That much snow is like wet concrete; super heavy and instantly congealing when it stops moving. Also, if it had set up at all on the road, then the blade is throwing ice chunks as well.

6 innings! Perfection!
-Dodgers fan

The answer is the T-mobile girl on the motorcycle.

The worst.

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

Lurking in the background: Friar Santa Claus.

I don't know what makes her more naive, that she didn't suspect him of cheating or that she actually expects him to read that entire letter.