A similar thing happened to me. Except it was Thai food instead of Chinese, my credit card instead of my phone, the waitress instead of a random thief, and she brought it back to me when I asked instead of having to chase her. Same thing really.

He probably could have got his point across quicker if he was allow to use his hands.

Righteous indignation, activate!

What you’re seeing is smoke from the fireworks being set off couches being burned around the area, all of them amateur displays.

If someone from outside the U.S. wants to see what the culture of fake outrage looks like, they just need to follow this string. The righteous indignation that followed your comment is amazing. It’s like someone let the polisci and sociology majors out of their dorms for the day.

Kids made him popular a few years back when a remix came out. They liked the song but didn’t really understand the meaning, which is sad.

tl;dr A lot of talk about a weenie arm and going balls deep

I get that people like Bernie, but a guy that describes himself as a “democratic socialist” does not have a chance of winning the Democratic nomination. When it get serious, people in the Midwest and South will not vote for him—”socialist” is a scary word and the stigma cannot be overcome.

This list is 100% false since Up is nowhere to be found?

It’s all fun and games until those movies show up on Comedy Central and you stop to watch them.

The NFL or Steelers—or both—also seem to have suggested to Heyward that he remember his father in other ways, “on and off the field” for at least the next few years while he is able.

This is a company where employees wear clothes decorated with angry cartoon animals, run into each other, and thrust their pelvises if they do well.

To be fair, he said that about Shane Vereen (#34), not Darren Sproles #43). But, they do play a similar looking game.

He took the under (44). That touchdown probably cost him his house and most likely his family.

I’ve heard good things about Oxford, but also decent things about Seattle. Either way, I think the choice has to be a federal penitentiary rather than a state location.

I’ve heard good things about Oxford, but also decent things about Seattle. Either way, I think the choice has to be…

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did a pretty good job of talking about Cosby’s propensity to put the pills in the people.

Standing and cheering? Then they deserved to be ejected for such inappropriate behavior.

Wait, you mean that exchanging MRSA, I mean jerseys, with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers isn’t banned?

These guys sound like a lot of fun at the company softball game.

This isn’t often muttered, but fuck you Canada.