Is the South Park - Charlie Hebdo comparison the thing to write about? I've read a few articles making the link in the last couple of days.

Is there a video of Vin Scully explaining the pitch clock? That's the video that I would like because it will be the most interesting explanation of the pitch clock you have ever heard and will likely include a story about the time that a silly pitcher's errant to second that led to the outfielder throwing the runner…

And, why, pray tell, is he able to do so? Because:

Attacking this spay with Enthusiasm Unknown to Mankind

Attacking this clay with Enthusiasm Unknown to Mankind

Is there anything more recent than 2007? It seems that only recently have the trial and tribulations of college athletes come to the forefront. In fact, back in 2007 the University of Michigan had a good team and Urban Meyer was national champion coach.

This should be an automatic suspension, right? Or is RG going to wait for the video?

At least I can un-friend or block the idiots on Facebook that cite articles like this as containing serious information. But I'm stuck having your article show up on my monitor. (AND I'm still stuck in the grays.)

Weren't similar stories written about Erik Spoelasta? So, is it the coach or is it LeBron? Serious question.

I'm not sure who is crazier. Either way, they both should get a bit of help.

The joke doesn't work written out.

[Insert obligatory TCU vomit.]

I think you mean Baylor.

Holy new Deadspin readers. I may not be the funniest of people, or the most handsome, or the brightest, or the . . . you get the point. But, at least I get sarcasm. Seriously, how am I still in the grays while some of these mental giants are out in front for all to see?

The gloves are not warm enough for cold, Chicago winter day. These are alright for fall weather though.

The gloves are not warm enough for cold, Chicago winter day. These are alright for fall weather though.

Your premise is false. Jay Cutler's kids children are not vaccinated and have to be homeschooled.

Are you sure the vote wasn't for the worst possible city to host the Olympics?

Why? I'm not sure but it's probably Isiah Thomas's fault. Kind of like the Knicks.

The Pistons are better. The one problem that I foresee is when they get into the critical last 30 seconds of the fourth quarter holding a 1 point lead. As of now, the team does not have anyone to quickly put up ill-advised long range three pointers that have no chance of going in.

Oh, that's Good. It leaves me Desperately Wanting for more.